I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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