I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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