butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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