i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Dicks are not precious.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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