Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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