I think about you every night.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.