areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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