It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious