oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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