At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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