if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
