well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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