I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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