You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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