do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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