love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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