HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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