You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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