I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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