So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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