I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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