K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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