If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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