yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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