I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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