its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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