Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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