yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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