You work out of a Hotel?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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