Can Purell be used as lube?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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