Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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