Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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