Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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