Me too!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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