I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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