Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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