You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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