Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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