I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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