Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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