Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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