I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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