You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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