Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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