I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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