She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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