it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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