yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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