I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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