got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm bleeding and have questions
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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