i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
