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(505): View more from New Mexico

the new term for farting is butt boxing.

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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

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either way. win, win.

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(646): View more from New York

Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?

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(703): View more from Virginia

look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget

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(478): View more from Georgia

I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick

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(716): View more from New York

Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.

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