is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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