I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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