i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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