I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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