I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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