yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have feelings that need drinking.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I need water and some morals
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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