U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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