Small penises have feelings too.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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