Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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